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Why make something as simple as a good lay into something more complicated than it needs to be? Simple Fucks is a great site for when you feel like flicking on the smut and want to get right down to the nitty-gritty. Best of all, you'll see every last bit of that grit because every scene is shot in real 1280x720 HD. Your cock will see the difference!
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You don't need to see every wacky scenario and every odd perversion that exists in the world. What you want to watch is simple, a guy and a girl slamming like it should be. Simple Fucks does away with all the weird stuff and focuses instead on showing you the basics with the best possible clarity, sound and download speeds.
Simple Fucks offers all of its content in cock-jarring 16x9 letterbox formats as high as 1280x720 resolution. If you don't know what that means take a look at one of the free trailers and see for yourself. It means you can watch their content full screen without any distortions or pixilation!
The content itself is also very good. Some top named starlets doing what they do best, getting ridden hard and put away wet. As an extra advantage, this site can not hire ugly models.... there is no way to hide their marks, scars and scabs when you film in HD... so only the hottest chicks can make it into their studios!
As if that was not enough, each scene also comes with ultra-high resolution pictures in 1600x1200 formats. That means you can blow these up poster size and hang them on your wall without losing clarity. If that doesn't make your shorts feel a bit tight perhaps you should consult a doctor!
All of the content on Simple Fucks is also offered in dial-up friendly reduced resolution but honestly, if you want to see what they have to offer you had better bring your broadband connection.
The site does not use DRM coding so this site is a smut collector’s dream! They also offer a 3 day limited trial for $1.85 which quite frankly is probably less than it costs them to shoot one picture!
There are a number of sites listed to the right of this review that are included in the full monthly membership. Be aware, trial memberships get only limited access, monthly members get full access to all sites on the network. The Tongue strongly suggests buying the monthly membership if you are considering these websites.
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The future is here with 1280x720 high def video but that does not mean it has to include every oddity that some bizarre director can think of in each scene. Simple Fucks knows it's the fucking and sucking that you want to see, so they stick to it and leave all the weird stuff for someone else to deal with instead. |
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| Porn Niches: |
Amateur, Exclusive, Hardcore, HD, Natural Tits, PornStars, Straight |
| Membership: |
$29.99 Monthly |
| Preview: |
3 Days for $1.85 |
| Cross Sales: |
| None |
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| DRM: |
Not Used |
| Fresh Porn: |
Weekly |
| Download: |
Unlimited |
| Dial-Up: |
Optimized |
| Adult Pics: |
Up To 1000 |
| Porn Videos: |
41 |
| Video Size: |
1,280 X 720
HD Porn |
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