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(Review Updated: 07/02/2007) (Reviewed: 06/11/2007)
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Meat Melons brings you voluptuous vixens in raw photographic detail with video as clear as 1280x700 widescreen can get! Stunning amateur beauties brought to you with so much clarity that you can see every freckle on their spectacular racks!

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There are plenty of sites out there today focused on the big juicy tits of today's hottest smut starlets. However, only Meat Melons can claim to be the first one bringing you all those plump breasts in mouth-watering 1280x720 resolution that is so sparkling clear you can see every freckle on their perfect racks!

On the Exclusive Porn Pass network of sites, Meat Melons is the tit focused addition and it features women with huge, firm sets of cans bouncing those beautiful breasts as they get boned, pearl necklaced, tit-fucked and more!

Meat Melons and the rest of its network launched only a few weeks before this review. Currently the site has ten exclusive scenes in its archives and the rest of the Included Sites shown on the right side of this review have similar amounts of content on them. That means a total of about 50-60 movies have been added to their archives so far. With each networked site updating at least once a week the amount of content provided is growing almost as quickly as your cock will when you see what a difference 1280x720 makes to your viewing pleasure.

Each exclusive scene is available in streaming or downloadable versions of low, medium and high quality. The highest quality downloads are 1280x720 resolution and run about 400MB per clip. That makes the streaming option a good one if you are trying to save hard drive space. None of the clips are DRM coded, so everything you download is yours to keep in your permanent collection for as long as you like.

Each update also comes with its own set of high-res pictures that do a great job of showing you what the video includes, and if you have a good printer you should be able to get nearly magazine quality print outs for your collection as well.

Along with all the exclusive content, you also get access to 3,352 non-exclusive bonus scenes. The bonus scenes are not as high quality as the exclusive scenes they are producing but they are definitely worth watching while waiting for new high-def content to be added.

Yes, you can really get limited access to Meat Melons for just $1.00 but that trial access doesn't give you any ability to go to the other networked sites and it only lets you see the latest updated high-res video. That means you are basically paying $1.00 for one movie. Even worse than that, the trial membership renews at $38.26 a month if you forget to cancel it in time. Do your dick and your wallet a favor... get the full monthly membership instead.

The worst thing about Meat Melons itself is the interface. The members area has huge images within it that look great but make navigating around more difficult than it needs to be. Also, the movie files are named HD.wmv which means any serious collector will have to rename each file they decide to download. Also pictures from the gallery open in a new window so you can't just click a back button to return to the gallery. While each of these issues is minor but as the site grows they will make finding what you are looking for more work than it needs to be.

The monthly membership is priced at $29.74 and renews at $29.74 per month after that until canceled. This is a one of a kind offer because of the image clarity. You aren't going to find better production values anywhere else and that means a lot. Check the date on this review, as the review gets older the site has more time to update and the archives get larger which means the older this review is... the more value you get by becoming a member.

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